So there was Tommy, ready to enjoy a relaxing afternoon at home, when suddenly "ding-dong", and in walks a pirate, claiming to be a marauder ... Tom's a good host so he fills a plastic 55 gallon drum with ice water, and directs the marauder to the backyard - wait a minute, "ding-dong", a couple more pirates with the same claim ... and again, and again ... Tom calculates and cogitates, and decides to have a cookout - these guys must have weiners, right!?

John bets Joe that he can't chug the enormous drum of water.

The lead pirate wants in on the action.

Dan considers it, as Gene provides legal advice to Tony.

Jack spews encouragement, and John gathers himself for the aftermath.

As Tom takes the shot, Jim explains that Joe (The Guzzler) ran away.

The winner, Dan, assembles his court of admirers, and puts the proper perspective on the "drum"! NOTE: Jim DeLaplante now looks like Joe Weppner.