Russ, you're supposed to stand in the back row!

Seriously, I came all the way from California
to listen to Dale tell us how to poke out the eye of a Munchkin?!

Hey Kevin, with Murrett so close,
I'd protect them babies, also!

The two Kevin's conjuring up trouble .. or is Spitz
recalling the day he told Bro. Joe he didn't
have eighteen fireballs in his pie hole?

Hey Beit's, help me recall what I did to the last guy that hung his arm on me!

True story:

Russ took Kevin B. out to 845 to see the new fields...
The JV was practising on the new turf and the varsity was out suiting up for the road game v. Timon.

Beits was totally pissed that the guys (!) were not more pumped up so he gave them a pep talk.

Result:
Us: 38
Them: 8

It was Timon's first loss of the season.